Once again on the subject of religion..

"Mom, we didn't get Ravi and Easter present!!!"

Dude, Ravi is Jewish.....

"She IS??"

Umm, yeah....why do you think she wears that yarmulke?

"She wears a ya.... MOM!!! Ravi isn't Jewish."

"Jews can't drink beer, right?"

No you are thinking of Muslims or Mormons.

"So wait, is Mary in my class a Muslim?"

No dear, she is a Mormon.

"Religions are confusing!"