This is a list of things that I would not return if given to me. Sometimes it is important to be as un-earnest as possible and allow oneself frivolity. Don't you agree?

In random order.....

Lomographic Diana+ Camera
Oh you sweet, sweet thing....

and! Look at what you do...

The Facts of Winter , by Paul Poissel
"A series of dreams, all dreamed by people in and around Paris during the winter of 1881", the weird premise of that had me at hello.

DeLonghi BCO120T Combination Coffee/Espresso Machine (or equivalent).
Because I know mine is gonna die. ****received for xmas****

unless someone wants to drop $800.00 on this beautiful baby.....

FrancisFrancis! 201036 X1 Trio Espresso Machine, Light Blue
I love you.....I really do.

Dead Children Playing: A Picture Book
I want this. I WANT IT! If I don't get it, I will buy this for myself.

T.S. Eliot Collected Poems, 1909-1962
Sometimes I crave Eliot. I would like to have it on hand at all times. ***received for Valentine's Day*****

Dear New Girl or Whatever Your Name Is
by Lisa Wagner , Trinie Dalton, Eli Horowitz
"As a substitute teacher in Los Angeles, Trinie Dalton found herself required to confiscate the notes passed among her students. What began as disciplinary action soon became an obsession, and after three years Dalton had amassed hundreds of notes. The best of these were then sent to twenty-four artists, visionary doodlers who illustrated, interpreted, and reimagined." Hahahahahahahaha... ****received for xmas****