Standing in the hair care section at the market, looking at hair dye:
Mom, I used to have a crush on you when you had long hair. Your long hair was beautiful.
Well, I guess it is a good thing that I cut it then. I don't think that kids are supposed to have crushes on their moms. We'll just have to find some other older lady with long hair for you to have a crush on.
I'm really bored with your brown hair. I think it is time for a change.
Oh really..... and what do you suggest?
Blonde. You really should go blonde.
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I had a crush on my aunt. She had long brown hair.
Yeah...don't go blonde, for this reason.
There was a woman standing next to us listening to the entire conversation. When he told me to go blond, I thought she was going to piss herself.
you are far more complex than blonde.
sorry blondes.
thanks kg.
I can't believe he's only seven. Compared to Miss Banana, he's like, seventy. I like that he got your superchill gene.
Anyway, no. I vote no on the blond.
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