If you want to get technical...

Telling the boy about me being up at 4:00am with sinus problems...

So I wake up at 4:00am and I can't breathe and my throat is killing me because I have been breathing through my mouth for god only knows how long. I get up, try to blow my nose...and NOTHING. I do everything I can do without taking medicine that could potentially keep me awake. Nothing works. I end up taking the medicine, 30 minutes later it is working and I finally fall back asleep.

Well, technically....you take in more oxygen when you breathe through your mouth. It is good for you. You should have just gone with that.

And surprisingly, I didn't strangle him. Why didn't I strangle him? Because revenge is sweet, and now I wait patiently for him to get congested so that I can use his words against him. Paybacks are a bitch son, and that bitch is your mama.