When the boy asked why I wasn't excited about St. Patrick's Day, I said, "Because it is a dark horrible day and I will tell you the truth about it tonight if you want to know." So right before bed he said, "Hey, you were going to tell me the truth about St. Patrick's Day...". And so I did. I went into a long diatribe about Christians verses Pagans in 400 AD. And on and on and on.
He listened to me patiently then looked me in the eye and said, "Are you trying to tell me that there are no such thing as Leprechauns?" to which I answered, "Absolutely not, I have just never seen one......"
3 comments:
St. Patrick Gets Kicked in the Dick.
you've single-handedly ruined Christmas.
Christmas is still good....I plan on doing it like my mom did, "If you don't believe in Santa, then he stops coming..."
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